I Have no IDEA why I'm writing this....
Probably, and this is just a wild guess... CUZ I'm BORED AS F*CK!

so I might just share a rather nice opinion over christmas..

Don't give that ol'bulshit saying the whole family is geting together because family is the greatest thing in the world, the best thing in the world would be aligning some of them on top of a wall and throw rocks at their teeth. Ok, I stop at shop windows to see the decorations and all that, but I also stop on the highway to see a car crash and look for an arm or a leg, as we all do!

Nowadays christmas is nothing more than a big company that opens its doors in october. I don't wanna feel like I must save up money to buy my mother an expensive gift so that she knows that I like her, she knows that even if I give her a rice packet. I see people geting sad cuz they don't have money to buy something expensive, jeez... even the kids get sad if their present is not expensive enough..Son of mine, in the christmas day get's an axe in his forehead and a kiss goodnight cuz daddy loves him! and if I see Him writing santas a letter, i'll put him in front of the tv watching jerry springers show over and over and over....

Now if you don't mind I gotta go write another text...


"Dear Santa, my name is luís and I've been a really nice kid this year..."